First off, @chris_stringham
Go to Twitter, follow —^ .. and let me tweet in your face.
Going forward I am going to deliver to you all the top 100 reasons as to why you should follow me on twitter. Most of the reasons will contain meaningless information and may confuse or perhaps titillate you. But I will also validate my initial request by mixing in some life changing statements about how to grow a desirable and attractive amount of chest hair. #takemychestforexample
SNEAK PEEK:
Reason 86: I was born in 86′. Year of the fanny pack. The year Lunchables was introduced. #followmytwits @chris_stringham
Reason 73: Instead of voting for Obama in 2008, I voted for Kobe Bryant #nbamvp. #greattotweetyou @chris_stringham
Reason 29: Still the only elementary student to steal ground duty’s whistle right from her lips #pimpinainteasy. #bluebirdday @chris_stringham
…and yes, I am just a dork on the interweb – just look:
Life is too short.. not to get tweeted in the face. Follow @chris_stringham