Hi, I’m Chris Stringham. 25 years ago I was born in a small tree house off the Adriatic coast of Croatia. I never knew my parents, as I am led to believe that they passed when our wooden boat was attacked by foreign pirate terrorists. After washing up on the beach, I was noticed by a passing Golden Jackal. This Jackal was called Nefi, and he took me in with his wild hoard of Jackals and cousin band of swamp donkeys. It was with these marmots that I learned everything I know today. Years later during my adolescence I was abducted by members of the Triad. On my way to the Philippines, I was able to chew my way out of the ropes that bound me, sabotage the first mate’s face with my backhand, and hijack a small motor boat that delivered my escape to the Americas. To this end, these experiences have shaped me into what I am today…
I enjoy lots of ping pong and travel. I love when the gentle hands of a woman decides to cook for me. I pretty much am fond of anything 80’s and 90’s, this is including and not limited to: Fanny packs, LA Gear, tube socks with Tevas, the Cure, the Clash, Rad the movie, the Goonies, Full House, Saved by the Bell, Home Alone, tons of Legos and Lincoln logs, Prince, … and so forth, and so much.
I also love music and everything that it represents in still life and raging moments. There is truly nothing that I passionately adore more than the artist at work — art, music, creation.. whatever. I love the industry and how volatile it is.
I’m an addict to change and education. Because of this, I have found myself infatuated with Internet Marketing. I have the coolest job ever.. and it’s taken a lot of real life, school, and tribulation to get to where I am at now.
For this cause, comes my purpose: This blog is to exploit the finer, more interesting things I find in life. Being a writer & an expressionist, I feel it is my duty to voice all things cool, bad ass, remarkable, and supportive that finds path into my life. So if I mention you or your brand throughout this effort, be amazed and shower me with gratitude.. and perhaps cash.
Thanks for stopping by and leave me some comments. TALK!
“Life is too short.. that’s one thing for certain.”
A blog written by an over-eccentric cave dweller 