You’d make the worst gymnasticitee’s partner

Kassem G.  There it’s said.  The man is inappropriate, timely, and exceptionally foul. — All great qualities of a beautiful comedian.

I found him a few nights ago while on a late night YouTube trail of desperate-for-entertainment kick.  I was watching RayWilliamJohnson and on one of the webisodes, Kassem G filled in.. and did miserably well.  The trail continued and I watch about 6 hours of his shit.

His motif to comedy is split into three categories:  Street Music, Going Deep, and California On.  I’ll let you do the deciding on which of his aliases is more laughable, but here’s a sample clip of Kassam invading the street intelligence of California:

I personally had the best laugh to this clip (CLICK HERE).  Thanks Kassem G, for the laugh and the cry.  Now I’m on to go cook up some bacon.

Check out more of his stuff at: http://www.youtube.com/user/KassemG/featured

Now go and do it.

Twitter: Reasons you should follow me

First off, @chris_stringham

Go to Twitter, follow —^  .. and let me tweet in your face.

Going forward I am going to deliver to you all the top 100 reasons as to why you should follow me on twitter.  Most of the reasons will contain meaningless information and may confuse or perhaps titillate you.  But I will also validate my initial request by mixing in some life changing statements about how to grow a desirable and attractive amount of chest hair.  #takemychestforexample

SNEAK PEEK:

Reason 86:  I was born in 86′.  Year of the fanny pack.  The year Lunchables was introduced. #followmytwits @chris_stringham

Reason 73:  Instead of voting for Obama in 2008, I voted for Kobe Bryant #nbamvp. #greattotweetyou @chris_stringham

Reason 29:  Still the only elementary student to steal ground duty’s whistle right from her lips #pimpinainteasy.  #bluebirdday @chris_stringham

…and yes, I am just a dork on the interweb – just look:

Life is too short.. not to get tweeted in the face. Follow @chris_stringham